🎳 BOPO Draft League - Week 4: The Undefeateds, The 800 Club, and Herb Being Herb
Week 4 is in the books, and the league is starting to separate into two groups:
Teams making a championship run.
Teams wondering how the heck they're already 0-4.
🏆 Team of the Week
Golden Nugget
The first 800+ team game of the season belongs to the Nuggets, who exploded for an 809, the highest score posted by any team through four weeks. That's not a bowling score. That's a statement.
Leading the charge was Buck Ripcord, who continues to look like the clear favorite for league MVP.
👑 Bowler of the Week
Herb'n Legend - Slay & Co.
The name is no longer a nickname.
It's a job description.
Herb sits at 205.9 average, has six 200+ games, and continues to be the only bowler currently over 200 besides Buck Ripcord, Sparkles, and Spare Parts.
Every week somebody has a big night.
Every week Herb seems to be involved.
💰 The Average Title Race
Through four weeks, here's your heavyweight division:
🥇 Buck Ripcord - 211.7 average
🥈 Herb'n Legend - 205.9
🥉 Sparkles - 201.4
4️⃣ Spare Parts - 200.4
5️⃣ The Leg - 198.8
6️⃣ Doc Moose - 198.3
Buck still owns the throne, but the pack is starting to close.
🐺 Team Nobody Wants To Bowl Right Now
Hungry Like the Wolf
Quietly sitting at:
4-0 record
League-best 43 points
First place in the Mid Division
The Wolves just keep winning while everyone else argues about who's hot.
🎯 Bass Division Is An Absolute Mess
The Bass Division might be the toughest division in the league.
Look at this traffic jam:
Three Eyed Moose - 39.5 points
Gutter Dusters - 39 points
Mama's Return Voyage - 33 points (undefeated)
Kobra Ky - 32 points
Return of the Blankets - 29.5 points
Nobody has room to breathe.
🫎 Moose Report
It wouldn't be a BOPO recap without talking about moose.
Doc Moose
198.3 average
6 games over 200
Top 6 average in the league
Three Eyed Moose
3-1 record
39.5 points
Division contender
763 season high score
The moose population is thriving.
🔥 Most Dangerous Lineup
Kobra Ky
The roster includes:
The Leg (198.8)
General Tso (182.1)
Squatch (170.9)
And they've already posted a 768 team score this season.
Nobody wants to catch them on a hot night.
😂 Completely Unofficial Week 4 Awards
🏆 Team of the Week
Golden Nugget (809)
🏆 Bowler of the Week
Herb'n Legend
🏆 Most Likely To Win the Average Title
Buck Ripcord
🏆 Best Team Name While Being Undefeated
Hungry Like the Wolf
🏆 Most Terrifying Division
Bass Division
🏆 Best Bowling Name in the Entire League
Still King Ding Dong. Nobody's touching that one.
Four weeks in, the contenders are starting to emerge.
The Wolves are undefeated. The Nuggets have joined the 800 club. Buck Ripcord is still king of the averages. Herb'n Legend refuses to go away. And half of the Bass Division looks capable of winning the whole thing.
The good news is we're only a third of the way through the season.
The bad news is somebody has to bowl these teams next week. 🎳🍺