POWER RANKINGS
Quick note: This is all for fun.
Bass 2 Mouth: I mean, they’re defending champs- They have to lead the power rankings right? Phil Frames has all the balls, I mean tools, to be one of the best bowlers at Bayside. The guy can roll 1 handed, 2 handed, 3 handed- he’s got it all. Mama D is one of the best female bowlers and rolls well each night. Pale’s been working on his rev rate and looks great. Sauce Boss still rolls it straight, so oil pattern doesn’t matter to him. If the 2 worst bowlers are Jem and B2M- you’re doing something right.
Glossy Mexican: I’m not sure Crackerjack is as good as he once was- but he’s still a damn good bowler.. Man bun and all. Glossy is good for either a 300 or a 150...Jr. Hoss will bowl well only if the outside part of the lane is available. jOhio is a great pickup in the 4th round and will win some points. Beep Boop is a great female bowler (also I must say she has the best penmanship I’ve ever laid eyes on).. and no clue who Mean Mug is.. Great name though. But this is a great team and will win a lot of games this fall.
Trash Island: Anytime you draft a PBA bowler I think you automatically get put in the power rankings. But what makes this team dangerous is their 2 women are great bowlers (Griff & LaFemme).. Add in 2 of the most energetic bowlers at Bayside (Burt the Bandit & Island Boy) combined with the energy of El Nino… They may not stop yelling each night. Only downside of this team is just trying to get Trash to stay on his lane and not wander around every second of the night.
Das Ducken: This is a great team right off the bat. Frankie is obviously one of the better bowlers (when he uses his urethane, everything else is meh). Couch is a sure bet to bowl well and drink 8 Mooseheads. Das Ducken and Pinnacle will throw good games.. Question is do they have enough depth with Bowlin Nolan and Doktor Me? Only time will tell..
Flatline: This team may not wow you in any way- and may be the most boring team this fall. Ricky the Razor quietly goes about his business and averages really well. Mimi is a strong pick and will have some great games. Flatline is declining (or Flatlining if you will) the last few seasons... but is due for a bounce back season. But the steal of the draft may be the pick of MacMillion: He has the potential to bowl really well as he is blooming from a “Noob” to a 3-league-nights-a-week bowler.
Humboldt Honey: I really like this team- you know HBK will always roll well, as he got stolen 4-5 times during the draft. Red Bush is a great bowler and will hang with the best of them. Juice has great potential and will have multiple 200+ games. Potassium has had a good BoPo and summer session- except I’ve never seen anyone move around so much while watching his ball roll down the alley. Shooter and Humboldt will bring the good vibes to lead this team all fall!
Ness Quick: This team can be dangerous- anytime you get the G Unit and G Force on the same team- you hit the G Spot. Sparkles, Ness Quick, and Lil Kimchi may black out every week, but Sparkles will lead the team in average. I don’t know La Flama Blanca but just the name should put them on the watch list. Ness Quick had a good draft and their team should do well.
Danny Diesel: This is going to be a fun team to watch. Cuzzin It is a great younger bowler who will average 200+, Brooklyn has a banner or 2 to his name, and Big Boi and Danny Diesel are good depth pieces to the puzzle. Prancer and Hollywood will fit in well and be contributors.